Must Read : You will be relax

Must Read this guys ... You will relax...
☀Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....
Most men have one.... Ziddi...
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☀National food of India ---- "KASAM"
Sab khaaté hain....
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☀"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!!
That's the power of Smile !!
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☀Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman......
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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☀'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody --
But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it!
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☀Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ....
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own!!
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☀Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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☀Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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☀Promises are like babies!!
Fun to make but Hell to deliver...
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☀Getting bored??? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger's wedding and scream.... 'Don't marry dear.... I still love you'!
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☀Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai?
Guess, guess!
Bihkari ke saamné ---- "Maaf karo Baba"
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☀One economical thought:
'The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . . "Bol kya khayegi MOTI?"

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